No doubt about it. Gloria Arroyo is extravagant. And she has a fitting role model in the person of Imelda.
Have a nice, inglorious day!
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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About me and this Blog
I am an insomniac.
But rather than curse my insomnia, I get up, open my computer, and type my thoughts away. Ergo, I created this blog. This blog therefore, is also to chronicle the nights of my insomnia. Just look at the dates. Yan ang mga gabi na di ako makakatulog. And these were my thoughts during those productive nights.
But I discovered a cure for insomnia. And I am applying for a worldwide patent for it. If I get the patent I will divide my earnings for the following: 1) to finance research into the cultivation of cancer cells inside the bodies of living politicians to feed the hungry millions in Africa, 2) to put up a lending company that will lend capital to all vendors without interest and payable when able to ultimately drive all bombay back to India, 3) to pay for all the debts of the Philippines and pave the way for the homecoming of millions of OFWs thereby preserving the Filipino race from incursion of foreign culture, foreign language, foreign standards of beauty - sa diin natoto si Vicky Belo, kag kinahanglan gid bala mataas ang ilong para matawag nga gwapa? -, foreign whatever, and 4) to finance the constuction/experimentation of gigantic orbiting computer-controlled vacuum cleaners that will clean up the stratosphere of manmade organohalogen compounds thereby saving the environment and planet Earth from destruction by ultraviolet radiation.
And what did I discover? Well, try reading my posts. If you feel boring gid ang mga posts... then drowsy... and your eyelids become heavy... and you go to sleep... presto! I cured your insomnia. Isn't that great? Next time you can not sleep, feel free to read this blog.
So, leave your comments and let's show the world that insomnia, like dengue, is curable indeed.
Warning: This blog should not be read by persons working in the night shift. Baw ah!
si_astig_ako@live.com
But rather than curse my insomnia, I get up, open my computer, and type my thoughts away. Ergo, I created this blog. This blog therefore, is also to chronicle the nights of my insomnia. Just look at the dates. Yan ang mga gabi na di ako makakatulog. And these were my thoughts during those productive nights.
But I discovered a cure for insomnia. And I am applying for a worldwide patent for it. If I get the patent I will divide my earnings for the following: 1) to finance research into the cultivation of cancer cells inside the bodies of living politicians to feed the hungry millions in Africa, 2) to put up a lending company that will lend capital to all vendors without interest and payable when able to ultimately drive all bombay back to India, 3) to pay for all the debts of the Philippines and pave the way for the homecoming of millions of OFWs thereby preserving the Filipino race from incursion of foreign culture, foreign language, foreign standards of beauty - sa diin natoto si Vicky Belo, kag kinahanglan gid bala mataas ang ilong para matawag nga gwapa? -, foreign whatever, and 4) to finance the constuction/experimentation of gigantic orbiting computer-controlled vacuum cleaners that will clean up the stratosphere of manmade organohalogen compounds thereby saving the environment and planet Earth from destruction by ultraviolet radiation.
And what did I discover? Well, try reading my posts. If you feel boring gid ang mga posts... then drowsy... and your eyelids become heavy... and you go to sleep... presto! I cured your insomnia. Isn't that great? Next time you can not sleep, feel free to read this blog.
So, leave your comments and let's show the world that insomnia, like dengue, is curable indeed.
Warning: This blog should not be read by persons working in the night shift. Baw ah!
si_astig_ako@live.com
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- Merlyn T, Section 5
- Tinanok nga saging
- Arroyo's role model
- A wedding in Caleruega
- Today is August 21.
- Getting high blood along the roads
- Lubong kag boobs
- What to do when you have PhP 2,000,000?
- Cellphone scam
- Colay C, a certified widow
- Of yellow dead leaves and other offerings
- RIP President Corazon C. Aquino
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- A Las Flores De Heidelberg
- All Saints Day
- Angelicum School
- Antique
- Arroyo Fountain
- astigs
- aswang
- bamboo
- bananas
- bariri
- bayabas
- Bermejo Street
- bisoy
- Cabatuan
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- cannibal holocaust
- Careless Whisper
- Cecilia J
- childhood memories
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- Colay
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- Culasi
- Danilo Suarez
- dapog
- Dinagyang
- Do Day
- dugo
- Earth Hour
- EB
- Edgardo
- election 2010
- exercise
- farm
- Farrah Fawcett
- father's day
- Fiesta
- first class ticket
- fish spa
- fishermen
- flood
- Fujiwara effect
- gift
- Gloria Arroyo
- Gloria L
- GMA News
- GSIS
- guava
- haloy
- Hello Garci
- Holy Week
- HR 1109
- icons
- igma
- Iloilo
- Iloilo National College of Agriculture
- Iloilo Sports Complex
- Imelda Marcos
- innuendos
- Isabel C
- isaw
- Ish
- Jesusa M
- kadupdup
- kamonsil
- Lambunao
- lansones
- Lean Alejandro
- Licensure Examination for Teachers
- Lizares mansion
- LTFRB-6
- Madame Auring
- Maguindanao massacre
- Mariit Wildlife Conservation Center
- Marilene L
- Martin Romualdez
- Michael Jackson
- mimosa pudica
- Miss Cabatuan
- mongo
- Mosac
- Mother Rosario Arroyo de la Visitacion
- movie
- Nancy Q
- Nenita S
- Nestor G
- pandesal ni paa
- paupas ka damang
- piyesta minatay
- poem
- politics
- rains
- rally
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- Ramil
- reunions
- Rizal
- road repairs
- rumors
- San Joaquin Church
- sangguniang kabataan
- santacruzan
- Savannah
- scam
- scandal
- serisa
- Silveria 'Apple'
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- SK
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- story
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